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To insert peanuts into the penis and massage them into the bladder.
She wanted to play Feed the Elephant but the nuts were too salty.
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A golf shot from the tee box that goes very high into the air but not far forward.
Golfer 1 hits a tee shot that goes a mile high into the air but lands 25 feet in front of the tee box.
Golfer 2 to Golfer 1: "That shot was like an elephant's ass, high and stinky."
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The elephant laxatives was used in medieval time for homosexuals caught looking at other men in devious ways. And is meant to make (someone) literally shit their entire digestive systems out past the esophagus. Then the Homosexual will ejaculate the rest of his bodily fluids leaving him nothing but a resin of a corpse.
“Did you see the homo ejaculate cum blood and piss at the same time?” “ yea what the hell, we should have chopped his dick off and fed it too him, instead of using elephant laxatives” “ yea, or crucified him”.
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a term used to describe an enormous task or group of jobs that need completing. The tasks must include physical exertion, thought and take a lot of effort, just like training an elephant.
Different coloured elephants can be used to describe the difficulty of a task along the colour spectrum; red/orange elephants are easiest, blue/purple elephants the most difficult
Q: Are you coming out tonight?
A: Can't, I've got to train an elephant
Q: What are you up to this weekend
A: I'm doing some orange elephant training
Q: That'll only take an hour, come to the bar
Q: How's your essay?
A: Harder then training a blue elephant
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Another term for "going comando". Due to the book "What Color is Your Underwear?" By Sam Lloyd. It is a childrens book which has pictures of animals in their underwear, until the last page which is an elephant named John who "forgot to put it on".
"Oh shit, Brian is totally goin' Elephant John, 'cause he forgot to wash his underwear."
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A dismissive attitude toward a phenomenon that is known to be real, but cannot be explained. Due to the inability to explain something, a person will naturally choose to not think about it further. It's a shut off valve in the brain that happens when a conclusion cannot be reached. Those who choose to pursue the Elephant Syndrom are perceived as obsessive by the mainstream who simply accept it with no explanation.
His Elephant Syndrome made choose to forget why that ghost appeared to him.
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An extremely unbeliaveable excuse for being late or warding off a duty
I won't buy he was late because he lost his carkeys,he's giving us such a deaf elephant
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