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Gym envy is when someone tells you that they have gone to the gym or you see people training and you become jealous as you haven't been able to go. Gym envy is smoking getting trimmer whist you are getting fatter as you can't train.
Friend; I just ran 10km before work
You; listening as you look at them with hate as you had to wake up early so could'nt train. ( Gym envy)
Surfing Instagram after you've just eaten heavy meal of people doing cross fit .... Wanting to throw your phone in the bin with Gym Envy
Friend ; I got my body fat down to 11%
You; I got Gym envy , just can't get back into gym since my holiday
Friend 1; what's up with jon?
Friend 2 ; he has Gym envy as he hasn't been able to train this week... Just shut up about your training today as he is moody as he thinks he is fat!
I panic gym, you panic gym, we all panic gym. That situation when you spontaneously decide to go out/you're know you're getting laid later/other and you look in the mirror to find your muffin top staring back at you. 'Panic gymming' is a desperate attempt to reverse the damage when it's already too late.
'Why are you so late to pre-drinks, Stacey?'
'Oh, I was panic gymming.''
Dudebros standing way too close to eachother doing the same exercise, you can’t really tell if they’re jerking eachother or actually working out.
Did you finish your sets?
No those dudes are hogging all the dumbells having a Gym Orgy with eachother’
The act of stealing a gym that has just become available in Pokemon Go without having battled for it.
"There are so many trainers coming to battle at this spot that I've just been gym sniping all day."
"Someone keeps gym sniping my spot!"
When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station
“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”
The random bursts of colourful language which are screamed at someone who is struggling with weights or exercise within a gym environment.
Those two dudes by the squat rack are both suffering from an extreme case of gym tourettes...
Verb. Past of gym. Present participle:gymming
I gymmed this morning.