French Tank

In MMO games tanks are the characters that are supposed to take most of the damage, unless... they are french. In that case the word has two definitions either:
A tanking character that is acting like, a little sissy and entering combat last.
OR
A caster or other low-hp character that is acting like a tank for no good reason and overall fucking up everybody's game.

French tanks can be seen mostly in MMOs like: WoW, LoL, HoN,DotA and the such.
Example:
"Why is Rammus backing out?!?!"
"F*ck.... we got a french tank"
or
"Ok, once they are in range Alistar is gonna stun'em and then... Wait, wait Ryze wtf u doing man?!?!"
"He frenched tanked them...."

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Fish Tanked

A car gets "fish tanked" when some idiot leaves their sunroof open during a terrential downpour. The best form of the "fish tank" is when water flows out your door when you open it.

Wow, it sure was raining out. Chris's car got fish tanked real bad!

Hank The Tank

The innocent victim of hate crimes who was framed and accused of commiting burgleries in the streets of california. He is wanted by the police for crimes he did not commit.

Person:" Woah! Is that hank the tank?"
Hank The Tank: *Bear Noises*

Tank off2

Tank off2 is an online multiplayer game.

I enjoy playing Tank off2

Wanking the tank

Another term for male masturbation.

Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”

Wanker tank

Noun.

A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.

Oh look, shazzy's mum is out on her wanker tank again

Wank Tank

Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.

I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.