French Tank

In MMO games tanks are the characters that are supposed to take most of the damage, unless... they are french. In that case the word has two definitions either:
A tanking character that is acting like, a little sissy and entering combat last.
OR
A caster or other low-hp character that is acting like a tank for no good reason and overall fucking up everybody's game.

French tanks can be seen mostly in MMOs like: WoW, LoL, HoN,DotA and the such.
Example:
"Why is Rammus backing out?!?!"
"F*ck.... we got a french tank"
or
"Ok, once they are in range Alistar is gonna stun'em and then... Wait, wait Ryze wtf u doing man?!?!"
"He frenched tanked them...."

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Wanker tank

Noun.

A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.

Oh look, shazzy's mum is out on her wanker tank again

Tank legs

Half man half tank , has a mullet and is a secret genius also known as tanko. If you see this great being you probably are driving down the monash and he's probably traveling at high velocity g force that mattreses will blind you with great impact. These secret geniuses are very rare and are easily mistaken for team leaders . He could also be mistaken for a sonic boom with the amount of subs he has mounted on his tank legs .

Civilian:"Why are there wheels where your legs should be ?"
Tanko :"there not wheels there tank legs"

Wank Tank

Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.

I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.

Potato Tank

Potato Tank is The best cult ever. Join us or die.
#potatotank potatotank

Person 1: Potato tank sucks
Person 2: no u

mr. tank

To be called a Mr. tank is the greatest compliment one can possibly receive From anyone. It surpasses the word "cool", transcending all of the standard adjectives like, "bad ass", "awesome" and "wicked".

That guy is a God – no... even better, he is a Mr. tank!

Tank topping

When you go out without the deadweight of friends who can’t keep up (similarly going out in the summer in just a tank top without a jacket to weigh you down).

Marley, we’re tank topping tonight, don’t invite anyone.

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