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Term used to describe a mexican burrito so hot it will burn gowing down and coming out. It will make a man burn in his feminine spots and a woman scream in orgasm.
I had a tube donkey for lunch last week, it still hurts. That guy is a tube donkey, hurts my ass just to work with him.
That guy screwed me over like a tube donkey.
A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.
Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.
Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).
"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work
Droopy man boobs that, when packed into a too-tight shirt, create a uniboob across a guy's chest.
"That dude should NOT wear Under Armour shirts! It's SO tight it makes his moobs look like a Tube Moob!"
"Check out Home Boy's Tubey Moob - it looks like a uniboob sausage across his chest!"
When you accidentally shove it too far up and get it stuck, so you dump your load to get out.
"Oh shit, I didn't know I was tube stuffing you."
When one lies naked in bed and proceeds to nut up in the air, quickly turns to then catch their own nut in their anus.
Person #1: Dude I was tube throwing last night and I can’t even shit this morning my anus is glued shut
Person #2: Yarks
He is living off of a feeding tube.
Hym “Totally incapable supporting his self. Hasn’t done a goddamn thing in his worthless fucking life. He’s practically hooked up to a feeding tube. There is not a single worthwhile thing about that piece of shit. But he’s one of the chosen. And no the marginalized only get a voice if the women consent to it. You’re just as much of a piece of shit as he is.”
The anal discomfort felt after taking a huge dump that prevents you from sitting comfortably.
I took a huge dump at the funeral home and didn't give my butthole enough time to close. I was cigar tubing the whole way to work.