a person who goes crazy for no reason. ex: KROEOABSBSLEWOWJKSJSSJSJS YOU GUYS ARE SO SO SO CITE
"MAAAUAIAOAPAPAPAPS I MISS YOUUUUUUUU SLAYYYY KWEEN"
"Holy shit she is a Twitter mark."
People who Stan anyone on the dream team, who are sensitive as fuck and people who needs trigger warnings when they go outside.
The Twitter equivalent to "Facebook Fever". It is the urge to check your Twitter everytime you come in contact with a computer.
Two friends are in Best Buy.
Sam: Oh look at those Macs! I wonder if I could use one to check my Twitter.
Hannah: Looks like you got Twitter Tever.
Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated
"Son I'm gonna take a shower"
"Whatever"
"Dude you have twitter parents"
The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).
Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."
The most degenerate form of human interaction
"I got caught in a twitter argument and lost 20 years of my lifespan"
Sense of pride resulting from having a lot of twitter followers
That guy has massive twitter ego!