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Its national show your chest day!
Guy: show me your chest/abs!
Girl: what?
Guy: its November 2nd!
Girl: oh, I forgot!
Give your bsf/crush/gf/bf your hoddie day
hey today’s november 2nd yk what that means
The day ugly bitches were born.
Oh your birthday is November 2nd? I ain’t ever seen 2 pretty best friends ! (Hint i’m not the ugly one)
November 2nd is throw your husband through a window
"Hey husband its November 2nd"
"Oh shit"
national kick your friend liam in the dick day
p1-hi liam
liam-hello
p1-*kicks liams dick*
liam-wtf
p1-november 2nd
You get to pull the shit out of your best friend's hair, and you get to step on their shoes all day.
I will step on your shoe ______
Dude, tomorrow is November 2nd, pull her hair
national cum in your girlfriends ass day. that doesn’t mean you can only fuck her in the ass. she’s just letting u finish there
me: babe i’m horny
him: it’s no nut november
me: and it’s november 2nd
him: well i’ve failed then