The state of being extremely gassy.
would you believe it! Michael has entered into a state of fartness.
a person who sharts aggressively without a filter
mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard
The fart that you hold on to when you’re spending time with a lady, and proceed to release once time spent together ceases.
Hey boys, I just left Simones house and did the BIGGEST after tart fart!!
Brain fart- also known as “fartus brainus” is very common around students, who study math, physics or chemestry. It’s caused when you’re brain does not know what to do aka it’s about to explode. Treatment: give up or go to sleep
"I had a total brain fart while I was doing the test"
When you forget something really important.
Teacher: yes, gertrude?
Student: never mind, brain fart😟
Whenever your brain just stops to function for a hot minute
John: hey max how are you?
Max: Hey max I'm good, how are you?
John: did you just great yourself?
Max: I'm sorry my brain farted I couldn't think straight
I was speaking to myself when I realized I had a total brain fart