an ugly piece of shit made in China in the Temu factory for 10 cents per day. this is an autistic two stroke, yellow monkey, fatso, rice rocket, gook, ass goblin square.
When the bathroom is occupied so you take a piss in the sink.
The other day I was busting for a piss but someone was in the bathroom so I slashed in the sink and found myself doing the dirty dishes.
Next time I'll take out the dishes first.
When you call/text/send a meme to a friend on their birthday but forgets that its their birthday. You end up having a normal conversation and neither mentions the birthday.
Guy 1 : You know what happened on Donu’s birthday ?
Guy 2 : What ?
Guy 1 : Kruti did the ‘Jainam’
Guy 2 : Did she know she was doing the ‘Jainam’
Guy 1 : It’s highly unlikely
(v.) the act of performing sex acts viewed as heinous, dirty, and vile, even if they’re not, acts that might lead to Damnation. Usually said by a sexually shy or inexperienced person, or by most anyone when not in a private setting. Can be used to excite sexual arousal.
“He made me…do things…to him….”
“Wanna go do things in the tool shed?”
Acheiving a state of enlightenment that mere mortals can only dream about.
"I am leaving,I won't ever be back"
"Hi,I am back,I missed you"
A question you ask yourself after you come back to your room, sit down and think about what you were doing before you went away
Person: *enters their room and sits down.*
Person: what was i doing again
some request by someone to a guy named Katz
Jo cmel: Katz do a troll
Katz:ok my
Someone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO