doing rutabagas

the act of engaging in intercourse with an obese latina woman

"They were doing rutabagas dude."

Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release

what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"

"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"

Nate, what are you doing man?

refers to a scene in the film "Imperium" where the main character, Nate, hosts a riot for white supremacy. In which a colored actor asks "Nate, what are you doing man?", to where Nate responds "Shut the fuck up nigger"

You: "Nate, what are you doing man?"

someone: "shut the fuck up nigger"

Fuck Then Do

When a singleton "fucks" one and then "does one", referring to the dialect used in northern parts of England meaning to simply evade.

Past tense: "I fucked her and did one"
Current: " That's a Fuck Then Do"
Future: "I'm going to fucker her and do one"

Doing a Mason

When one leads a whole season of fantasy football only to stumble in the last few weeks of the season.

Oh man, I hope end up Doing a Mason & choke in the final weeks of the season.

Doing a Texas

slam your car onto the pit entry attenuator at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway just like the way Texas did

Chris is doing a texas