Cum

White liquid that shoots out of the dick.

“I used to be one of those” cum

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Cum

1.) Life

2.) What fuck faces say when they're too god damned lazy to type 2 more letters

Jesus: God, donkey punches don't work, I got slapped but I came hella hard!

God: Jesus, homey don't play dat.

N00blet: cum 2 ma place t0morr0w, we can chil wit porn

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Cum

(The proper term being "Semen")
A delicious, white liquid which is both very creamy and very salty, and can vary in flavor.

"You know, your cum tastes a lot sweeter, when you eat more fruits."

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cum

A hard black solid that goes into a man's penis when he is flaccid. It's original function was to have abortions but is now primarily used for intense feelings of pain when watching ordinary youtube videos.

A: Ahhhhh! The cum is inside me!

B: Ooh that's gotta be painful, just wait for it to go into your balls

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cum gambit

The cum gambit is an unstoppable gambit in the game chess. it is the ultimate strategy and cannot be beaten

opponent: plays the cum gambit

Me: ah, I see you've played the cum gambit

Cum penguin

when a chick is laying on her stomach and you cum on her back in a igloo. Also refers to an adult spinoff of club penguin.

I hit up a bitch on club penguin and we met up by the igloos. She started sliding around and I did a cum penguin on her.

Cum Niall

Have a full facial a la Niall Horan

You look like Cum Niall