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June 17th Happy birthday Hailey ππππ€π½
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βwhy did you send me money today?β βitβs november 17thβ
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A rating that is being considered by the UFC (Undead Film Company). It will be a third rating to the previous Z (Zombie) and NZ (No zombies). NZ-17 means "No Zombies, But lots of boobs" From "Ask A Ninja"
Zombie1: I saw "Brainless Blondes" last night
Zombie 2: How was it?
Zombie 1: it was awesome. No zombies though, i guess brainless didn't mean what I thought it was.
Zombie 2: Well, what did you expect? it was rated NZ-17*
* Translated from undead grunts, moans, and wails
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Yet again, Fall Out Boy are being incredibly cryptic, and unnecessarily extra - rather than simply announcing a new album, they have to hint at it for months on end on Instagram and Twitter, so subtly that no one notices they've been hinting at anything until six months later, when they make an Instagram post leading people to movie theatres, show a trailer with a plot twist and then make the release date a day earlier so it coincides with Patrick's birthday - the trailer originally showed the date 4/28/17, but Pete posted some tweets saying they were going to "move this whole operation up a day". Literally no one knows why they're like this, okay. The fanbase has been going crazy trying to figure shit out. We still like the band though, no matter how many stunts like this they pull.
This whole 4/27/17 thing just proves why Fall Out Boy are so damn extra. I love them.
A "3-point" turn that requires more than three points to complete due to either the road being very narrow, or the vehicle being too big.
I was driving the SUV down a narrow street and realized I was going in the wrong direction, so I did a 17 Point Turn. If I had to shift gears one more time, I think my arm would have fallen off.
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1) A game which AVGN reviewed that says its name in extremely effin' hilarious southern USA accent.
2) A type of extremely powerful bomber.
1. Game: BEE SEVENTEEN BAWWWWMER
AVGN: BEEEEEE... SEVUNTEEEEEEEN BAWWWWWWWWMURRRRR.
2. Damn, they just sent a B-17 Bomber into Baghdad. They trying to scare out all the sand niggers?
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