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A member of preferred sex who you secretly link with to cuddle and do relationship things but aren’t in a relationship with
I’m away to go see my monday chick
1) The day before work day.
2) The day people start thinking about work.
Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."
The feeling of irritability, anxiety, and depression that results from being faced with 5 whole working days before the next weekend
Colleague: “Good morning, how are you today?”
Me: I’m Monday mourning so please go F yourself “
On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.
Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is
When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight
Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday
A shot of bourbon Monday morning
Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?
John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!
When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"
Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*