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Hoyt Barnes

an annoying red haired, with nasty side burns and a big ugly spikey mop type person who enjoys all qualities of the average nerd.(Tiny lead figure painting, Computer games, star trek, etc.)
One who chooses to seek a mate who is unimaginably ugly, who could be mistaken for the opposite sex or a dog.
A being who mates on the couch with a parent walking in on the pair.
An individual who trys so fit in but is repeatedly denied.
Over all this is a being that is unwanted and should escape from the world that could become a cleaner, more beautiful environment.

"I really don't like those people"
"yeah, the're so ugly that Hoyt Barnes wouldn't even do that!"

by man gooch November 28, 2004


Friendly Barn Gate Meeting

A meeting in which farmers from the dating site "farmers only.com" have an orgy, sometimes with animals.

I was going to take my exams tomorrow but I already have a friendly barn gate meeting to attend, and I hear Farmer Joe is bring his horse.

by Obviously Jesus March 8, 2015


Barn Crazy

once headed home, no devation is allowed! i.e. gas station, grocery store, or any stop is allowed. Fill sprint home!

at the end of our trip, she was barn crazy to get home.

by Vulture44 June 19, 2023


barn crazy

Always referencing horses, always making them a main conversation topic, and making them your number one priority.

Horse addiction: being overly obsessed with your horses well being and constantly wanting to ride them and spend time with them.
In other words barn crazy
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by countrycracker March 21, 2016


Barn Apple Tea

Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.

"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"

by Purple_Krusher420 May 7, 2024


to rape the barn

to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money

according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia

by Sexydimma August 13, 2016


to rape the barn

to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money

according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia

by Sexydimma March 12, 2015