Hot Ass and Cabbage

The distinct odor left in a room after people have been having sex in it - particularly sweaty, nasty, after a twelve hour workday sex. The smell is evocative of ass sweat and the distinct funky perfume which emanates during the process of boiling cabbage.

"Aaawww, what the... ?!? It smells like Hot Ass and Cabbage up in this piece."

Said to significant other when they come home after a long day of work: "Phew, baby why don't you go take a shower before we get busy - I don't want my sheets to be stinkin' like Hot Ass and Cabbage."

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rotting cabbage farts

Flatulence that smells so horrific you are unable to remain standing once the gas hits you.

I dropped to my knees when his rotting cabbage farts wafted into my headspace.

Muff Cabbage

A term used to describe a fat woman who acts in whorish nature.

I was surprised when i found Taylor's mom to be a giant piece of muff cabbage.

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Muff cabbage

It's A Jersey Thing...

Thanks To Southpark! This Will Get Many Definitions

Muff cabbage, not sure its a jersey thing

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muff cabbage

muff cabbage is a new slang term (come from jerseyites) for calling a woman a cunt. The bottom line is that muff cabbage is another term for a woman’s vagina.

Fuck you you dirty piece of muff cabbage.

Listen here you fucking muff cabbage, you and I are going to smoosh.

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fat stack of cabbage

expression used by spongebob squarepants' character "patrick the starfish". meaning money

Lemmie get some of that fat stack of cabbage.

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Timpani Cabbage Plunge

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.

Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night