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Vern Turkey Dinner

When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.

Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.

by FatherVern October 10, 2019


Tik Tok Dinner

When you are out eating dinner with a group of friends and one person says "OMG I have to show you guys this funny Tik Tok!"

The Tik Tok is never funny so no one laughs.

This makes the friend then say "Hold on I have a better one!"

This isn't funny either.

This creates an annoying loop where the dinner is then taken over by shitty Tik Toks.

"Oh, Jesus Christ. Erin has turned this gathering into a Tik Tok Dinner."

by Paradox5672 January 17, 2020


Three Piece Dinner

When a male receives the acts of fellatio, a testicle rub and a rim job all in one act of foreplay, though not necessarily simultaneously.

"So did you hook up with _____ like you said you would?"

"Nah, dude, but I did get me a three piece dinner, though."

by Saul Rosenthal January 2, 2009


dessert before dinner

The process of getting your dessert before your dinner.

Dessert before dinner?

by Cap.Obvious November 2, 2015


I'll take that to dinner

A level of strong agreement, not to be confused with complimenting someones physical appearance.

Charlie: I'm a really good friend because I'm helping you with your Law Assignment
Becca: (looking at Charlies progress) I'll take that to dinner!

by chocolateballs1234 May 31, 2013


After Dinner Delight

After a luxurious and laborious dinner, having sex with a man/woman and then murdering them; an act of a foodie serial killers; an act of Franco (see general hospital); occasionally an act of suicide

That dinner was soooo goood i knew i was ready for an after dinner delight!

by Francoluver November 22, 2010

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Boner at a dinner party

1. Literally, a situation that may cause discomfort to both the bonee, and other parties involved, in a formal setting (i.e. a dinner party).
2. Used as an expression, it signifies something or someone unwanted or out of place, something in an unsuitable setting.

1. Nobody appreciated when Alan got a boner at Alice's dinner party.
2. When Doug arrived at his niece's 3rd birthday party wearing assless chaps, all the guests agreed he was a boner at a dinner party.

by Apple Fraz February 24, 2011

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