(noun) An irrational impulse to google or otherwise use the internet to search for something completely impossible to locate on the WWW.
(verb) To experience the desire to google something ungoogleable.
(noun) When I realized I had misplaced the keys to the safe I experienced such a strong google twitch that I actually sat down in front of my computer and typed "keys to safe" before I recognized my foolishness.
(noun) Jimmy lost track of his girlfriend, Yvonne, at the mall and while searching for her had a momentary google twitch as he walked past a computer store.
(verb) I was trying to remember where we were when we first kissed and I totally google twitched.
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Verb.
1.)Google penalizes a website for buying and selling links.
2.)Google penalizes a website for being misleading such as having stealthy links or scripts.
I got Google slapped for selling links to a website selling Viagra.
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A person who goes on google looking for quotes to tweet on their twitter and pass off as their own thoughts.
Chad: Dude I unfollowed Rick on twitter, and you should do the same.
Tom: Why? What's wrong with him?
Chad: All he does is tweet quotes from google and pretend he made them up like me and his other 30 followers are stupid.
Tom: Ugh, he's such a Google and Tweeter.
Chad: Right, google and tweeters have no room on my timeline.
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The act of placing your testicles on your lady friends eyes to resemble goggles worn in a sandy desert.
I hacksawed your mom's ass last night and finished with some arabian googles.
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a measure of one's level of skill in using the Google search engine in order to find needed (usually worthless) information
"My Google-Fu is better than your Google-Fu."
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When some is bored on the computer and they're just aimlessly Googling random shit to pass the time.
The class was so boring, half the students were soft googling on their laptops just to stay awake.
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