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The act of taking heroin for musical inspiration.
Man his albums were horrible until he got on that jazz infusion.
The act of taking heroin for musical inspiration.
Man his music was horrible until he got on that jazz infusion.
Jazz Hands: When you find hella big jazz apples (I'm talking ABNORMALLY LARGE), and crave them into what will look like hands. Thus creating Jazz Hands.
(No, I'm not a dad, I swear.)
"What the hell are you doing?!" "I'm making Jazz Hands, Richard!"
An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.
"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.
A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.
I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.
Music made by constipated pigs.
I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated pigs so I bought a Jazz and Blues record.
When receiving a BJ at the same time as a handjob, the dude nuts all over the girl's face and hands, causing her to attempt jazz hands to shake off the sticky result.
Person A: "So did she swallow?"
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."