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Dumb piece of shit whom in which has pretty much no friends and is the but of jokes
Look at jordan, he's such a lose because we think he is
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He looks like a girl and is inferior to all
Jordan is my least favorite person ever
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The wild jordan can often be found getting his ass eaten out by blake campbell. He is super dumb and cant even correctly copy of my paper. Sometimes he gets caught looking at sammy springers tight asscheeks and tries to conceal his boner.
Dude that guy needs to stop looking at that girl with a tight ass.
yeah what a Jordan.
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Jordan is a tall, sexy, muscular boy. He is probably 14 and usually in a love triangle. He liked short brunette or a short red head. He has impressive flirting skills only with certain people. He is loyal and kind with dark, mysterious eyes.
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The most antisocial boy you will ever meet. He doesn’t leave his bed room all he does is plays games!
Person 1: Yo do you know a jordan
Person 2: no who’s that
Person 1: exactly he doesn’t come out of his bedroom
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"One loutish, headstrong penis, a barbarous cuntivore without a flyspeck of decency in him. The capscallion of all rapscallions. A scurvy, vermiform scug with a serpentine twinkle in his solitary eye. An orgulous Turk who strikes in the dark vaults of flesh like a penile thunderbolt. A greedy cur seeking shadows, slick crevices, tuna fish ecstasy, and sleep..." -Richard Dooling, Brain Storm
1. Jordan is a cuntivore
2. Jordan = cuntivore
3. "I'm Jordan. Therefore, I am. A cuntivore."
4. If Jordan = cuntivore, then by the symmetric property we may also determine that cuntivore = Jordan
5. "If all cuntivores are orgulous Turks and all orgulous Turks are Jordans, then are all Jordans cuntivores?"
"Yes."
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another word for complete asshole with a tiny dick that cannot be seen even with the strongest microscope
"OMG i cant even see you, you must be a jordan."
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