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Amazing Goalie for the New Jersey Devils who is simply amazing. Has quick reflexes and an spectacular glove hand.http://www.nhl.com/ice/player.htm?id=8455710
Martin Brodeur just brodeur'd the leafs last night 3-0.
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A young sloth like individual that thrives in the deep woods of Alfred, NY
"Yo man, wanna go search the woods for a Martin Monk?"
Martin Tyler is a famous football commentator well known for his improvisation (Agueroooooooo!), voice cracks, Extremely Repetitive FIFA 17 commentary and knowledge of football
"And it's hard to top the commentary Martin Martin Tyler" - Alan Smith
A swole man with a large penis. A mcatud with thin and long wang. Dealer of Dildos. God of thirst. the Quenchee man.
Carter Martin is amazing.
A barnacle connoisseur, a very close talker, slurps on oysters regularly at random gay bars around the US. Known as M M for short , few if not zero have tasted his martini and remembered about it the next day. Some people still kinda like him mostly because he was the sole reason Bill Cosby's barnacles were removed, this is also partly how he got his nickname (Martin Martini) Bill crosbty taught M M everything he knew, some even say M M has surpassed Bill Crosty in his drug and fuck abilities. If you so much as catch a glimpse of the actual M M in person close your eyes and mouth, bow your head and start praying... it is out of your control, if for some reason he decides to not drug and fuck you consider yourself one of the luckiest people breathing on earth right now with the odds of being struck by lightening in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. the odds that you make it out of that fag bar undrugged and unfucked by M M are about 666 in 666,666,666 Not like you'd know if you've been drugged or fucked anyways M M does a great job at cleaning up and has had many years to profect his work.
"Hey Jim do you remember that one guy we met at the bar last night, he would talk real close and his breath smelled like your sister pussy?"
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)
hailing from cork, he is the current taoiseach (prime minister) of the republic of ireland.
he is also the guy who lost an election, still became head of government, can't control his own party and consistently fails on dealing with the covid pandemic, aka, a complete shmuck.
man 1: you see that guy walking straight into the door, despite it being open?
man 2: yeah, he's a right micheál martin.
The best girl ever. I love her so much, she’s beautiful and funny and smart and kind. She’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me
I love Amy Martin