A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.
Also asswipe
Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that
Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze
Frozen kool-aid or fruit juice in a plastic or styrofoam cup, usually sold by the local candy lady in the neighborhood.
Mike: I'm going to the candy lady house to get a pineapple squeeze cup !
Red: Okay, bring me a pineapple squeeze cup and two pickle eggs.
an activity people engage in for the pleasure of getting their straw squeezed😏
Bautista likes squeezing the straw. The straw is his
To extract poop from one’s anus, with force
I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.
jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.
hey look it's jack my main squeeze the terrorist
A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.
Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!