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A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
When a girl wakes up and her pussy's wet. Like how a guy has morning wood.
I just woke up and my pussy's soaked! I have morning puddle, let's fuck! :D
To stomp shit down a shower drain
I just done a muddy puddle in the shower
To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.
Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.
Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.
Hey, Muddy Puddles!!
When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy
John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine
When a bunch of guys take laxatives and gang bang a girl, proceeding to shit all over her.
Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets