don't poke the bear

A phrase of warning used to prevent oneself or others from asking or doing something that might provoke a negative response from someone or something else.

Employee 1: "Should I ask the boss for a day off?"
Employee 2: "He just found out his wife left him, so don't poke the bear."

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Pennsylvania poke-me

A children's dance inspired the by various evasive physical movements performed by 100's of kids as they desperately attempt to avoid penetration by trusted family clergy.

Holy shit, will you just look at that!!!
Timmy just stuck a frying pan down the back of his pants!!
That's the best Pennsylvania poke-me move I've seen yet!!

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poking your poon

To joke with. Feminine version of busting your balls.

Nah, your grandma isn't actually dead, I'm just poking your poon.

Poke Her Face

the real message behind Lady Gagas infamous song "Poker Face". The song subliminally advocates oral sex by repeating the phrase poke-her-face over 15x and fuck- her- face 7x. Lady Gaga (aka her record label) claims the song is about being bisexual and thinking about girls during sexual intercourse.
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this play on words is as sneaky as britney spears hit "if you seek amy"
oddly sounding like F- U- CK ME. That would mean britney is saying "all the boys and all the girls are begging to FUCK ME"

there are a couple lines in this song where 1 word sounds like another
pokerface
poke her face

i get him hot show him what i got
i get him (hard) show him what i got

Pu Pu Pu pokerface2x
Pu Pu Pu pokerface
Pu Pu Fu ckerface
(fuck her face)

you be the judge.

poke her face with your disco stick untill your love game on her shirt

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Stick n poke

A tattoo you give yourself with a needle and ink. Often cute but sometimes if you give them to yourself they are ugly af.

Person 1: You have a tattoo?

Person 2: yeah
Person 1: that’s just a stick n poke

toilet paper poke

When a homo's taking a shit and purposely uses 1 ply so his finger pokes through and he finger pops himself.

I heard Lou had a toilet paper poke over your crib last night, you should kicked that fucker out.

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say poke gai

(cantonese chinese)
literally means "die hit street"

"say poke guy" refers to a bullet in the back of the head,
execution style,
and the subsequent faceplant after.

Face "hitting the street".
So pretty much it means "fuck you", "go fuck yourself", that kind of thing.

Say poke gai, I told you to stop looking at pr0n on my work computer!

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