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benjamin bui

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you: hi benjamin

: benjamin bui: hi poopoohead
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benjamin bui: dies*

by wekaharry6 March 20, 2022


Buying a monkey

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.

Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery

Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?

Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.

by rollacethejazzmaster September 6, 2021


come today and buy some corn

Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

by Randomguywastaken September 19, 2021


Buy Bread

A colloquialism for cheap ass watch enthusiasts that want something for nothing based off their communist chinese slave labour 1:1 purchases.

If you cant afford it mate, 'Buy Bread"

by WATCHMAKER101 September 29, 2020


Drive Buy

Being driven to a store and running inside to get something quickly while the person driving waits outside and keeps the car running.

"We don't have time to get drinks! We're going to be late"
"We can just do a drive buy. Give me your card"

by MisterApplesauce November 10, 2017


buy-lingual

Refers to a sneaky hard-sell person who "talks out of both sides of his mouth" to make a sale --- i.e., he deceitfully "speaks two different languages" at stretegic times throughout da various settings during his sales-speech in order to flim-flam da naive buyer into parting with his moolah.

Encyclopedia Brown always knew dat "shifty" folks like Bugs Meany and Wilford Wiggins were chronically "buy-lingual" in their ongoing attempts to swindle other youngsters around Idaville, and so he had to always be on his toes intellectually in order to stay a step ahead of those hoodlums.

by QuacksO February 8, 2020


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