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"Carpet Muncher"
Girls Who Lick Girls "Vachina"
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Being violently sick. so much so you start jurking back and forth as if you are laughing
I got wasted last! Mumfound me laughing at the carpet
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An extremely good looking woman that you would take to the most important functions.
She is definitely red carpet. I'd take her home to momma.
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when A womans pubic hair is styled in a Brazillian, but has had the rather embarrasing mishap of starting her period.
therefore, her pubic hair is stained red, giving the illusion of a "Red Carpet"
James:So, you get anywhere with megan last night?
Jamie:Nearly, but i took off her thong and she had a red carpet!it was so gross
James:Aw man,tough break.my girlfriend never has that problem
Jamie:its ok,i dumped her for sarah.she shaves.
JAmes:Nice.
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Two stoners sit in their living room for several weeks, smoking doobies and occasionally sampling other recreational drugs. Over time, the carpet will become coated in a layer of different drugs. Bagged and tagged, the pick and mix of junkies carpet is then sold at a low price. The perfect solution to a budget night out... Or night in
I've got a week till payday, looks like I'm on junkies carpet till then
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Another term for crabs/pubic lice
Below average girl: so we hooking up for tonight?
Average guy: sorry, I got carpet mafia.. not tonight.
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Licking someone's public hair.
"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"
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