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The male counterpart of a mudcricket.
Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.
A term used to describe a woman’s vagina who wipes back to front. The distribution of shit particles in the vagina reclassify it as a poop ditch.
“Yo bro, that girls puss stinks like shit, probably a poop ditch!”
A spare pair of underwear or panties that you can discard... to hide devious sexual acts from a partner or in rare cases bodily fluid accidental discharge
Karen made sure she brought a pair of ditch-ems, for after her affair as to not alert her husband..
when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long
this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn
A mascot that stands in a ditch outside of a place of business for advertising purposes. Bonus if it's actually a chicken restaurant or chicken costume.
The ditch chicken isn't driving much business into the restaurant.
when you take a shit in a crockpot, and turn it on in your room of pleasure. Bust a nut and tell her she smells like ass and get the fuck out
I used the shitty ditch last night to get ride of that hoe.
When a guy ditches you to hang out with his friends.
Female equivalent to being bitch ditched.
"Want to go out Lisa, I've been dick ditched!"