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a nipple junkie is a person who isn't just fascinated by nipples but they are addicted to them. A nipple junkie is generally a poor person(sometimes homeless) that dosent do anything throughout their day unless it involves getting their nipple fix. Nipple junkies can get their "fix" in multiple ways. The most common way is for the junkie to place a hard nipple in between their two front teeth and as the nipple is locked in place the junkie vibrates his or her tounge until the junkie has recevied their full fix. A junkies maximum fix level could be anywhere from 6 to 21 gocks (gocks are used as a way of measuring energy received by a nipple). There are countless other ways for junkies to get their fix and recieve just as many gocks. Nipple junkies are usually relaxed people even if they dont have their fix. Nipple junkies have their addiction revealed usually when their victims wake up and are having their nipples molested.
i fell asleep at the bus stop and i woke to a ravaging nipple junkie with my hard nipples in his eye.
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When you take restaurant mints and you put them in you back pocket and it looks like nipples
I loaded some mints into my pocket and it looked like butt nipples
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The Slippery Nipple is a layered cocktail shooter most commonly composed of Baileys Irish Cream and Sambuca. When prepared properly, the ingredients separate into two distinct visible layers. The layering is due to the relative densities of the ingredients. The Baileys takes the edge off the anise-flavored Sambuca.
It is also a wet small projection of skin containing the outlets for 15-20 lactiferous ducts arranged cylindrically around the tip. or nipple, tits, honkers, breasts etc
Ah look at those soaking slippy nipples
Mate buy me a slippy nipple these beer isnt flowing!
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A common name for girls with pickle nipples. Mainly pointy boobs. and no one likes pickle nipples.
"Girl imma eat yo pickle nipples!!"
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The act on paying taxes for your nipples, in case you're worried about tripping when you run, then scrape your nipples off.
Person 1: Damn boi, Jane scraped her titties for running too fast, she got Nipple Insurance!
Person 2: Wow
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A visible, ugly blemish or zit on your face.
Damn, that girl has some big ass Head Nipples. Either close your eyes, drink a lot, or put a brown bag over her face before you get with her tonight.
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The presence of large, usually dark, areolas the size of saucers or small plates on a male who has big, floppy, hairy man boobs. These areolas are big enough to choke a donkey or give a small infants stretch marks, were they to attempt to feed from these monstrosities. Commonly possessed by football players in the PAC-12 who weigh 300-plus pounds, have black locks, and tons of back hair.
While Bif is enjoying a Mai Tai poolside, he spits out his drink when he notices a defensive lineman from USC sauntering up thunderously wearing size 6XX swim trunks with his huge areolas fully exposed. "Hey Skip, check out that dude's man boobs. I mean, he has some serious Texas-sized gorilla nipples."
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