Beer Deuce

(be-er duse)When eating any pizza topped with sausage and drinking a mug of frosty beer and the sausage falls into the beer portrying a turd nugget in a toilet bowl.

Anthony:"Pass me a slice of that sausage pizza fool."

Mark:"ok.... Oops i dropped a Beer Deuce."

Beer Pooch

Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.

"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."

"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"

Beer-numb

After drinking exactly the right amount of beers for your worries to disappear but before you get wasted.

Beer-numb = Stop hazzling me bro, just relax, everythings gonna be fine!

Dick Beers

Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.

Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard

Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"

"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"

Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"

"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"

beer yea

Asking someone for a beer of some sort

walk up to the bar slam your hand on the table and shout "beer yea"

or a converstation between to people

x1 : beer yea
x2 : yea .......... or

x1 : beer yea
x2 : no fuck you

Beer Thirst

The need of beer. The longer one goes without it, the worse it gets.

A: "Man, I need a beer. Feels like I haven't been out drinking for weeks!"
B: "You got the beer thirst!"

Beer Dibbling

One who has been drinking too much beer.

Comes from Mars Hill, North Carolina.
Northern Irish in origin ?

He's been beer dibbling.
Y'all going beer dibbling tonight?

Don't pronounce the g.

Beer Dibblin' etc