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bro globes

Balls.

Jimmy got smacked in the bro globes.

by Flying aardvark February 21, 2014

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bro's zum with it

When bro is "zum" with it.

A colloquial idiom similar to the phrase, "what the fuck is bro yapping about".

Can also be used randomly in any context as a filler word or as a compliment.

"bro's zum with it", is also a prime example of a non-sequitur comment.

Bzcutz: "bro summited mount Zum walked down and summited again."

Cfucutz: "bro was born in Zum Zum city and walks over mount Zum to the Zum Zum restaurant to eat Zum food."

Rwcutz: "bro's zum with it."

by AS English Emissary September 14, 2023


bro-tini

(noun) An alcoholic beverage that consists of one cup of Natural Light or Keystone Light beer with a shot of Banker's Club vodka mixed in. It is usually served in a Solo cup but any plastic cup is adequate. The drink is typically garnished with a cigarette bud or the bone of a chicken wing.

I was at the Phi Sigma Alpha kegger last night and wanted to get f*cked up. I told my bro I didn't want to take straight shots so he made me a bro-tini that was off the chain.

by KidA RIP November 21, 2009

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bro parking

-noun
The section of a parking lot, usually towards the rear of the lot, where all the bro trucks park. The vehicles are typically parked with at least 1 empty space between vehicles, on each side. The concept of bro parking is to park your "extreme ride" as far away from other vehicles as possible. This is allegedly done for any number of bro reasons:
1) to draw attention to your bro truck and show it off.
2) to avoid 'door hits' from other vehicles, or hits from shopping carts.
3) because your bro truck is too long to park in a standard space.
4) because your bro truck is too wide to park in a standard space.
5) because you need room for the ladder that it takes to get into your bro truck.
6) because you need room for whatever ridiculous thing you are towing.

Bro Parking is often littered with waste, as bros would rather pollute than keep trash in their precious vehicle until they are near a trash can.

Bro Parking is typically found in areas like the Inland Empire, in Southern California.

See also: bro park (verb) for further information.

"It was a busy day at the shopping center, so we parked way in the back of the lot in the bro parking."

by brownnipples February 9, 2009


beach bro

a guy who goes to the beach and wears a backwards cap, shades, and throws a football around on the beach with the shirt off, or a sleeveless shirt. Sometimes they will intentionally miss a catch so the ball lands by girls and they can flex their muscles to them.

Hey bro, you wanna go to the beach and be beach bros tomorrow?We'll totally pick up chicks

by brotime July 26, 2010


earring bro

A male friend who splits a pair of earrings with you because you both have only one pierced ear.

Guy 1: These earrings are awesome, but they’re $20 and I only need one...
Guy 2: What if we split the cost and I take the other one?
Guy 1: Great idea! I’m so glad I have you as an earring bro!

by RapscallionRobby May 15, 2020


bro porn

When two or more males satisfy their carnal desires together.

"Yo bro I got some SICK porn for us to jerk it to later"
"Oh hell yeah! Bro porn!"

by caboosesusty April 24, 2017