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When you crush the remaining of your chips to make crumbs and pour it into your mouth.
Oh, Matt totally was just chip drinking.
Horse poop (feces).
I saw a lot of horse chips on the unpaved side of the road.
The mixing of two or more different types of potato/tortilla/corn chip to create an awesome snack mix.
Dude, I just threw some Sun Chips, Sour Cream and Onion Chips, and some Doritos in the bowl together. We got a delicious Chip Orgy to enjoy during the game.
When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.
1.
Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."
Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"
Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."
2.
Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"
Chip twin: "We're twins."
Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "We are twins."
Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "You're an asshole."
*Twins walk away*
Guy: "What did I say?"
*Guy 2 walks up*
Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
The best type of chips you can get.
Man I really feel like lemon chips right now!
Chip Breaking: When a man tries to bust or diminish stuck on crap in the inside of a toilet when peeing.
This act is for some men is unavoidable. Some men will even try to avoid the so called chips.
Scenerio 1)
Freddy: dude I have to go do some chip breaking
Sam: chip breaking?
Freddy: yea bust of some crap
Scenerio2:
Guy 1: Damn I gave that toilet some of my best chip breaking
guy 2: Whys that?
Guy1: That toilet had some chips stuck that I penatrated with ease.
Guy2: So it been chip broken now?
Guy1: Sparkly as ever.
Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.
I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.