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skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is a popular meme across gen alpha which contains heads in toilets and flashlights up your ass

skibidi toilet is so cringe i would rather shove a flashlight up my ass than watch it

by gyattsmacker69 September 30, 2023

33πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


toilet ninja

A person who is unbelievably quite when using a restroom.

Hey man, have you ever notiched how Zack is total toilet ninja?

by PhilipSkovgaard April 1, 2009

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Toilet song

A β€œtoilet song”, is a song with such poorly written lyrics, it sounds like it was made up whilst sitting on the toilet.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.

#1) Remember that Afroman tune from back in the day?

#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?πŸ€”

#1) Because I got High, because I got High.πŸ€‘

Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!

πŸ˜™πŸ˜La La, La, La La La πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

#2 Yeah, that was such a β€˜toilet song’!πŸ˜‚

by Tommy Didads March 23, 2019

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


take a toilet

to take a crap. to take a poop.

Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces!

by mangusforeal June 17, 2006

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


10% Toilet

When you take so long on the toilet, you use up 10% of your iPhone battery playing games.

That was one hell of a chilli last night bob, I just had a 10% toilet!

by Danno81 March 2, 2011

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Toilet Taint

The space between the toilet tank and the toilet bowl -- where, pubic hair, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.

Man: I cleaned the bathroom!
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.

Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.

by Cherrubim March 11, 2011

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Toilet Meeting

The definition of this word means to go and plop a shit in the commode.

Can we hurry this up? Cause I have a toilet meeting I have to attend to.

by Quentin_B. March 2, 2007

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž