Random
Source Code
Random
When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
27đź‘Ť 8đź‘Ž
i wonder what word you were trying to buy as a mug...
person: i want a mug
person: (writes racial slur)
website: mug (with the slur)
person: *clicks*
website: "Couldn't create that product. Please try again."
person (you): what does that mean?
welcome. that is why you're here.
7đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
A creepy ass YouTube video of someone turning into a demon while crying on a bed.
I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 Is the epitome of the destruction of your mind.
11đź‘Ť 11đź‘Ž
Something you say to a noisy person in a movie. An alternative to telling them to shut the fuck up
Will you be quiet, please don't add your own soundtrack
A phrase used by the most unthoughtful people in the world, usually in the food and service industry. This is a common phrase that is used when the person ordering (usually at a restaurant) cannot make their mind up for the life of them and constantly need their hand held for the rest of their lives. If a person tells someone their order intending to dine in, and after the order is done they tell the worker they actually “want it to go”, then that is a sign that that person is very inconsiderate and should be killed immediately for taking up the time of the worker and making them do more work for their extremely entitled needs, needs that they have to meet even though they aren’t paid nearly enough.
If you do this, please understand that you will be sent to hell immediately after you die for not following the unspoken code of restaurants and that worker has realized how much of a piece of shit you really are, you Karen bitch.
Customer: “Can I get (a huge order that the employee clearly can’t do their self but has to because they will be fired if they don’t)”
Employee: “Sure, I can be ready with your order soon.”
30 minutes later…
Employee: “Here is your order. Now is there anything else I can help you with?”
Customer: “Actually, can I have that to go please?”
Employee: “You have to be the stupidest fucking person on earth to think I’m going to bag your mountain of an order right after I made you it specifically to dine in? Well I have to because my manager is right behind me.”
Polite way when someone who couldn't shut the fuck up!
Friend 1: -starts being annoying-
Friend 2: dude can you please shut the fuck up?
Oh my god help him and stop looking at this word idiot!
Please help I've had a strokety pokety Tom.