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Semi-Somnia

The inability to go to sleep until 3 or 4 in the morning, no matter how tired you are.

I would've gotten to bed earlier, but I suffer from semi-somnia. I couldn't fall asleep until 3.

by Bloe Jackman June 7, 2010


I'm Half doomed and you're semi-sweet

The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.

What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

by Vampirejerk May 21, 2023


fool semi-automatic

A concocted term, abusing the language to make a safe, normal feature sound like it’s scary, dangerous, and unfit for ordinary people.

General Chicken Wing gave a demonstration of a sporting rifle, and called it “fool semi-automatic “! LOL’z

by Anim8us March 29, 2018


Semi Pipe

When you only use the head or tip of the penis to fuck a girl.

I won’t be doing too much tonight I’ll just give her semi pipe.

by Freegrape12 May 13, 2022


Semi-Alzheimer

When you walk into a room and forget why you came into the room.

Person "What was I here for again?"
Person 2 "Did you get a Semi-Alzheimer again?"
Person "Who th- wait, what do you mean again?"
Person 2 "Silly you"
Person "How did you get in? There are 50 security measures"
Person 2 "No one can keep me out Jim"

by Sir_Shell May 23, 2020


Semi-work

It is used to describe when someone goes to thier place of employment whenever they want and leave whenever they want, with or without having a stipulated work time.

Q) Do you have work tomorrow?

A) semi-work

by Vmiike February 4, 2014


flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

why don't your understand?

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017