A person who is unbelievably quite when using a restroom.
Hey man, have you ever notiched how Zack is total toilet ninja?
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Skibidi toilet is a popular meme across gen alpha which contains heads in toilets and flashlights up your ass
skibidi toilet is so cringe i would rather shove a flashlight up my ass than watch it
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When you wake up with a shit smell emitting from your mouth. Halitosis times ten!!!
Leila did you eat shit for dinner last night? You have a bad case of toilet teeth this morning.
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to take a crap. to take a poop.
Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces!
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When you take so long on the toilet, you use up 10% of your iPhone battery playing games.
That was one hell of a chilli last night bob, I just had a 10% toilet!
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The space between the toilet tank and the toilet bowl -- where, pubic hair, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.
Man: I cleaned the bathroom!
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.
Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.
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The definition of this word means to go and plop a shit in the commode.
Can we hurry this up? Cause I have a toilet meeting I have to attend to.
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