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somebody i would totally hit+very sexy and cute
-is that your mom?
-wow she’s so sexy! ❤️❤️😨❤️🤪😨❤️❤️
win you start humping a wall and your teacher sees what are you doing you say your mom tonight.
or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.
or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.
Something nearly everyone says if you tell what they did
Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was
Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit
"your mom is hot I find her attractive my dear nigga"
a woman to fuck In your free-time
I fucked your mom last night
oh no wonder why she's fucking pregnant :/
the ultimate comeback. you can be absolutely destroying a guy in an argument but they can just say “your mom” and end your entire career.
Guy 1: Bro, why is yo forehead so big?
Guy 2: Your mom