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An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
The product of when a guy leaves his Diller(syphilis) untreated for thirty years, frequently oozes a greenish puss from underneath the toque skin.
That Cobalt Mans had the Diller for so long the Snuffy Cheese could pass for guacamole. Never to be laid again he’s forever shackled to his Wanksock
The towel/rag/shirt/what have you, that you used to wipe cum off yourself.
"Ew bro why is this washcloth stiff?"
"That's my cheese towel from the other night!"
When you beat your meat so hard it produces a cheezy substance
Hey did u wac and cheese last night?
when you feel equally about all variations of a particular thing (mostly applicable to food, potentially applicable to other things with variation)
What type of soup is your favorite soup?
Oh, I’m grilled cheese polyamorous towards soup!
Do you like dark or milk chocolate more?
I think I’m pretty grilled cheese polyamorous about chocolate.
Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.
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I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.