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Laboratory test monkeys that are disposed of by tossing them into the sea once test studies are completed, or when research funds are completely depleted
Green Peace found guiltily in the "Sea Monkeys" Trial by facilitating in the demise of lab monkeys that could no longer be utilized in future test studies due to their ill health from past test studies by tossing them into the sea while locked inside their cages from the deck of the Sea Shepherd.
The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.
She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.
Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.
Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
Another word for dog water mostly used by Masteroogway
You're litterally monkey water
Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.
"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"
There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
Holy shit its the immortal monkey!