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Living in the present time, the great awakening of commonsense intuition, growth and always sceptical and open to knew knowledge
"I'm new age, my God blessed me with the commonsense to call you out on your lies, and enlighten you with the truth"
A name commonly described by basic white bitches referring to New Haven, Connecticut.
Also referring to the downtown bar/ restaurant scene
Babe let’s go to downtown new hay and really get wild !!! Girls night !!!
When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.
I gave William a New Jersey Hamster
Adults can no longer make top ramen for kids with the name Trenton!!!
New law says We can not make top ramen for Trenton anymore
a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion
a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot
the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash
basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.
person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?
person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.
person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too
Henchman- Boss, I have bad news.
Five minutes later-
*repeated gunshots*
The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.
I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.