more than friends but not dating

Sad, that's what it is. You'll feel miserable, so just get out there! Ask them out

You like eachother but you're not dating, so you're more than friends but not dating

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More than perfect

Kassadilla 🖤

The Oxford dictionary definition of “more than perfect” Is “Kassadilla 🖤”

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Christ-more-shit Shop

Otherwise known as the Christmastree Shop, where people go to buy a bunch of cheap, useless crap to fill their pack-ratty homes. "Don't you just love a bargain?" No, if fact, I do not.

Wow, Sam! What are all these plastic flower arrangements and off-season holiday decorations?

Well, the wife went to the Christ-more-shit Shop again.

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more gothic than thou

A sarcastic phrase used to designate a snobbish attitude, or describe people who take themselves too seriously. A play on "'holier than thou." Someone with a "more gothic than thou" attitude will likely tell you about the gothic bands they are into by saying, "You probably haven't heard of them."

Because her whole house was painted black, it gave her a "more gothic than thou" attitude.

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even much more better

A LOT better than something or someone. Can be used by anyone, however it is used by Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Crew: It's a key?

Jack: No, It is even much more better...It is a drawing of a key.

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you should smile more

A phrase spoken by a man to a woman when he wants to be punched in the face.

Man 1. I can't believe she punched me in the face! My nose is bleeding.
Man 2. What did you say to her?
Man 1. Nothing! I just said you should smile more.
Man 2. Dumbass--that's code for "punch me in the face, please."

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More than two genders

a lie

SJW:theres more than two genders!!1!

Me:No

SJW:*Vanishes*

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