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Something someone, usually a socialist, says when they're country is joke and does nothing to help it's people.
CNN: "Inspiring: 16 year old gives all of their college saving to their parent to help pay medical bills"
Commie: "America is a clown country"
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Contrary to modern belief a country bumpkin can, in fact, spell and they are also articulate members of society.
Also, there ARE female members of this discriminated against group. The females are usually hotter than any other female from any other race/group and once aquiring the male that they chose for life never lose him because they are simply the best at what they do.....in every possible sense of the phrase. :-)
Average dude that managed to get a bumpkin female: My woman is the best that I ever had or could ever hope to have.
Average dude stuck with average girl: My chick is so fucking superficial. She can't cook, clean, articulate or put out decent sex.
Average dude that managed to get a bumpkin female: Sucks to be you man....I got to go get some from my girl. Later.
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Typically a white girl who grew up in the city. She listened to Taylor Swift on the radio one day and she somehow turned into a country girl. Her favourite things to do is 'mudding' and 'four wheelin'. She is only attracted to white males.
She will do ANYTHING to cement her status as a country girl.
If her standing as a country girl is ever questioned, she will build a poo fort in the forest and eat insects while sleeping in the poo fort to prove her mettle as a country girl.
A 'country girl' also hasn't worked a day in their lives as they all grew up in the city.
City Girl: Yee haw! I'm a country girl lookin' for a country boy that can handle me!
Hick: This chick is so ratchet. I'll just screw her and move onto someone who is real wife material.
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In the simplest of terms, it is a combination of the genres of country and rap. This in itself is not a bad idea, but when it takes horrible elements from both genres, for example, rap's diss tracks and country's occasional tendency to shit talk city folk instead of just enjoying the country, the end result is the incoherent mess known as Mini Thin's CIty Bitch, a song which causes outsiders viewing this phenomenon to want to avoid it until it dies out.
Country rap could have potential if someone actually tries to mesh the good elements of both genres correctly.
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The act of practicing oral sex on your partner directly after they urinate.
OMG. Lady at work asks me do I like Country Time? I'm like the lemonade. She is like no, like when you eat a woman after they pee. noooooo.....UNLIKE.
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Commonly refers to a set of countries that are pro-dominantly white (although blacks and other ethnicities have equal rights in these countries), rich and democratic. These countries have high standards of living and education, human rights, enough to eat, and so on.
These countries are also very attractive to those who live in the Third or Second World thanks to their prosperous economies and their opportunities, so most Western Countries tend to have strong immigration laws thanks to its magnetism. Most are also-English speaking.
Most Western Countries also posess a powerful military that is capable of protecting their borders from unwanted attacks, and all are allied with eachother in some form of another.
Countries that are considered "western countries" include:
United States of America
Canada
Australia
United Kingdom
France
Germany
Spain
New Zealand
Most other European Union countries
If you were born and live in any of the Western Countries, consider yourself lucky and never take your country for granted. Support the troops that defend your nation, and if you don't like it, get out, and go live in Africa or South America a while and then see if you're still bitching.
:)
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When a girl (or guy) gives two guys, on either side, a hand-job while walking (mimicking the action of cross-country skiing).
The girl didn't have any money to by a coffee, so he had to give her two co-workers a cross-country on the walk back to the office in exchange for a mocha.
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