how the fuck did you find this

how did you find this

how the fuck did you find this
idk
shuttop bro
hahaha

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sofa king wee todd did

Easier on the eyes, Sofa King Wee Todd Did is another way of telling someone in writing that they are *so fucking retarded*

Jake, you are Sofa King Wee Todd Did... and that's why I'm dumping you.

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?" Is a suicide joke. The Chicken crossed the road, to get ran over, and die. "The Other Side," is heaven.

"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"

"To get to the other side?"

"To die and go to heaven!"

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did you screw my duck

"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.

A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.

Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"

"Yes," whimpered Doofus.

"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.

Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.

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Did i step on your trumpet?

A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.

Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?

that would've saved Manya.

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how did I fail art

I honestly do not know, all I know is I did too

person 1: how did I fail art
person 2: how am I supposed to know?

What part of did you not understand?

Used to emphasize that one is failing to accede one's demand (connotation that they cannot understand what was said).

"I joined his clan. Don't ask."

'DON'T ASK'
"Hey, what-" \/
"WHAT PART OF DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?"