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Once a man has undergone a vasectomy, his balls are purely decorative. You definitely still want them on the “tree” but they aren’t doing anything productive
Your wit is just “Christmas balls” mate
A Christmas Krook is someone does not like Christmas !
1. A grumpy person
2. Bad attitude towards Christmas
3. Someone has had a bad experience in their childhood during a year of Christmas that made them hate Christmas as they grew up .
4. A elementary school bully who likes to hurt other kid's feeling by laughing at them and revealing that Santa Clause is not real with public humiliation .
1 . ''Your the mean one , Mr.Grinch ''
2. ''That man is such is such a Krook , why dont someone make a scrooge movie out of him ? ''
3 . ''Oh cheer up , don't be such a Christmas krook and have some Christmas spirit ''
4. '' HHAHAHAAHHAH This kid is such a loser for still thinking that Santa Clause is real ''
''Man that jerk is such a Krook for laughing at that kid just because the kid still is believing Santa Clause ''
''How Mean , What A Krook !!!''
A Christmas Crease is found on summer clothing when you grab them out of the closet/draw in the New Year. This permanent looking crease is embedded in the clothing because they've been stored in the same spot for a period of time.
Bob shows up at work on a spring Monday morning with ruler-straight line across his chest on his shirt:
Co-Worker: "Hey Bob, nice shirt. Were you trying to impale yourself on the end of a table or something?"
Bob: "Thanks, Dick. No, it's just last seasons shirt with a Christmas Crease from the holidays"
Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.
Maria was pissed the dog was caught in friendly fire when Seth finished the Christmas mule.
when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing
i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!
The state of being very crunk, on or near Christmas.
She was so Christmas crunk coming home from the ugly sweater party that she crashed her car.
Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.
"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"