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A poop that doesn't smell... Only very feminine ladies can deliver such a poop, on occasion they may smell of roses & pretty things.
"Excuse me for a moment Darling, I need a Lady Wellington"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"
Failing to say M'lady after tipping your fedora because you have a stutter.
*tips Fedora* M'l-lady
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A lady who when faced with a choice of either tolerating a mild inconvinience for herself and helping out a friend vs causing a major inconvenience for her friend, but serving her own best interests, will always choose the latter.
Hey did Mary drive you home as promised? No, she dropped me off next to the nearest bus station @PJ. She said she was in a rush and did not wish to miss the annual bean counting contest. Oh I see, she is a real pj lady isn't she?
Another word(s) to describe the female sexual organ.
I'd kill to touch her lady prize.
A person like matthew hind no doubt about it
Today i saw matthew hind being a ladies man
A biological woman whose physique, dress, and grooming are thoroughly masculine.
bull dyke Diesel dyke butch
"She may be a lipstick lesbian, but her companion, the plumber, is a total dude-lady."
A kind of posh wank.
Using lipstick on your primary hand and googly eyes, then masturbating with the hand.
Dirty bitch spits too...
1:"What you doing tonight?"
2:"Dragging a lady."
1:"Oh a posh wank!"