A young sloth like individual that thrives in the deep woods of Alfred, NY
"Yo man, wanna go search the woods for a Martin Monk?"
GOAT of Football (Soccer)
Also known as Martin Goatwaite
Person 1: Hey, who is the GOAT?
Person 2: Martin Braithwaite
Person 1: lets fuck
A whore who will sleep with your boyfriend with no cares given at all. Will sleep with anyone who comes her way.
john: so who is jim cheating on you with?
Sara: oh definitely a Lizzy martin
ugliest motherfucker in the world such a fucking pussy
Ew man look at that guy, he looks like a fucking Brendan martin
A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.
Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!
Martin Tyler is a famous football commentator well known for his improvisation (Agueroooooooo!), voice cracks, Extremely Repetitive FIFA 17 commentary and knowledge of football
"And it's hard to top the commentary Martin Martin Tyler" - Alan Smith
A swole man with a large penis. A mcatud with thin and long wang. Dealer of Dildos. God of thirst. the Quenchee man.
Carter Martin is amazing.