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When guys listen to Frank Ocean for the sake of attracting women.
"why are you trying to use the Frank Ocean Method, shit got patched already"
when you are not x-raying but just using the tentacle method
I wasn't x-raying i was just using the tentacle method
The way Seok Jin, the most handsome member on Bangtan group (an absolutely amazing korean group of dancers, rappers and singers), acts when chased by zombies in Everland (for reference : ep 24 of RUN).
Suga: Great acting ! You are a good actor
Jin: Method actor
More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.
When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.
Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.
The Xiaoling Yang Method was used by US Citizens during the Vietnam war to avoid conscription. When reporting to their local army barracks for assessment, they would defecate themselves to be crossed off as not fit for duty.
"i really dont want to fight. i think im going to try the xiaoling yang method when they assess me to avoid conscription"
The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.
Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.
So this Techniek is a very dangerous methode!
What you have to do put a glass next to your anus
then bend over on it just before going in your anus
You gonna jerk off
and the methode is that is very dangerous because
you could fall while jerking off and then the glass break in your anus
SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT FALL
But Methode is amazing SO DONT FALL
And Enjoy The Methode!
I am using The Wilking Methode with a glass jar!