spam castinettes

the female genitals.

"if music be the food of love......let me play your spam castinettes"

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spam flautist

Virtuoso fellatio performer.

Presidential spam flautist Monika Lewinski lied in court again today, yet privately hoped she would be found out, as the whole point of the exercise was that she wanted to simply be catalogued in history as someone who blew the President. <Mindless cunt>

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scouse spam

To create, or attempt to create random posts which mean absolutely nothing to anyone whatso ever on, namely, the website 'scousemp3s.co.uk'. The content of the posts MUST have less than 3 syllables, and always make no sense so it foooks ya brain up.

(Post above) - Hey, where do you live
Scouse spam post - Yeah thanks!

OR

(Post above) What do you like for breakfast?
(Scouse spam post) Lol yeah

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Spam Butterfly

When a chick has been fisted so hard and so regularly that they have become excessively loose. Their flaps(labia) will extend or stretch down to an astonishing length. Sometimes up to 2" (or 5cm) lower than the outer lips. A spam butterfly is acheived when the inner lips(labia) are stretched out beyond the outer pussy lips and create a butterfly wing formation.

"I scuffed her cuntscuff ya cunt so hard before pulling her lips out beyond the mess I'd left. MuaHaHaHaHaHaHa

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spam

anything that really sucks

"That nasty canned garbage must be Spam."

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Spam account

A spam account (or finsta) is an account that you use to post fun things that don't match your main account theme. Most people post memes, funny selfies, or good food, etc. Typically only your friends follow you.

Sally: Can you send me the picture of us that u posted on your spam account?
Todd: Yea of course! It's a pretty goofy picture of us.

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social spam

To recommend products to friends, with the open or hidden intention to earn money, or in other ways try to profit from it.

Friend: This product is awesome! Please buy it!
You: OK, I'll buy one.
Friend: One?! Ha ha ha! No, you must buy at least 50, and then you must sell it to your friends to gain big profit! You'll be rich!
You: No thanks.
Friend: So you're saying no to big money – you're pretty slow, aren't you?
You: Fuck you and your social spam! And don't ever call me again!

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