purple throbber

A penis that is so errect that it turns purple and throbs.

I stuck my purple throbber in your mom's ass lastnight and she screamed like a sheep in a slaughter house.

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purple wings

In the advance wings set this is awarded for having sex with a pregnent girl.

"Any body got their puple wings? - Who's was it?"

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purple weed

Marijuana that is purple. The purple comes from low temperature conditions and harvesting late in the flowering stage, when the red chloroplasts show over the dying green ones. The purple color is commonly and incorrectly believed to be a sign of high quality.

Guy: "Hey, I have some purple weed!"
Me: "Is it schwag?"

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Purple Drink

Drink of no actual fruit origin known simply by its color, Purple Drink. From the makers of Orange Drink. Can be found in most refrigerators next to Sunny D.

Ingredients for Purple Drink
Sugar
Water
Purple

"Fuck Sunny D, I want some of that purple drink."

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Purple Dick

The stereotype color for african american male's penis. (like a shade of purple). used for making jokes and laughing..like hah hah.

"Damn, I didn't know my aunt liked that purple dick."

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Purple Flag

The action of calling someone on their bullshit. If someone tells an improbable story, just wave the imaginary purple flag.

"Dude, I had sex with three girls last night!"
*Waves flag* "Purple flag!"

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purple chair

The chair and/or couch you sit in while you are high, regardless of the color.

...So I sat down in my purple chair, I said Rob, take your E I took my E he took his fuckin E. And then we FELT IT!

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