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Many Aussies like to use the slang word “toey” when they are horny - aroused - ready for sex, or whatever comes close! The expression known as “toey as a Roman sandal” means you are really horny and ready for whatever comes close to sex, or sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse may sound old fashioned, but you could say anything regarding being “toey as a Roman sandal”. Say anything regarding sexual or sensual arousal - anything like “I’m feeling amorous. Are you?” Or, “Do you feel like making love?” or you could even quote something from Barry White or James Brown. Whatever turns you on!
“Norman! You’re “toey as a Roman sandal!”
“Hey?”
“You don’t know what that means? You’re really horny!”
“Aha!”
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A way to make your essay fit the page count
Professor : Your report should be maximum 8 pages.
Student 1 : Shit! I'm over the page count.
Student 2 : It's ok, just change your font to Times New Roman.
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The insertion of a 10" bore syringe filled with a variety (or one) drug(s) into the urethra ( the syringe starts out small for easy insertion then expands once inside the urethra)
Lucas: Hey man, this one chick last night was so kinky! She tied me up in ropes then fucked me in the ass with a strapon
Braydon: Oh yeah? This chick I was with gave me a Roman growth-spurt. My penis will never be the same!
Lucas: Ripperoni Braydon's penis
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People called "Romanes", they go to the house?
Brian: No, Romanes eunt domus means Romans go home!
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A type of wrestling that is just like Greeko-Roman wrestling except it is where a woman or in other words a skank wrestles a guy and the guy has to get her on her back and fuck her to win.
Skank+Greeko-Roman wrestling= Skanko-Roman wrestling.
He's into Skanko-Roman wrestling.
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And exclamation somewhat similar to “oh my god” and “by Jove”
Holy Roman Barn Owl is used exclusively as an exclamation of shock, outrage, horror or surprise such as in the following example:
Nick: Boris has withheld food from millions of the countries poorest children!
Jon: Holy Roman barn own!! What a total shit show!
When you put your balls in theyre eyes and your penis over the nose.
I just gave this girl a roman head mask
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