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1. The winning hand in poker (A,K,Q,J,10).
2. When you crap, wipe, and flush it all down in one go (providing the toilet doesn't clog).
1. Yeah, I would've won, but Johnny doubled up with a royal flush, and I had three jacks and a pair of nines...
2. ...So I went to the bathroom and made a royal flush of my own in his toilet. Left a nice streak mark, too.
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I'm going to stand up for a mammoth and historic institution which is the one and only pillar of the United KINGDOM.
Without them, our country would be nothing but a pathetic and drone-like Republic like most of the rest of the worlds frankly boring and lacklustre nations.
Britian has something fantasticly different to be celebrated and yet again we have numbskulls kicking them down with cliche sentences about incest which quite honestly and brutally was not uncommon in the UK before the 19th century.
They are not perfect and neither would a "President" of Britain's family be if they were instated, and they're a damn sight cheaper than most would ever conceive them to be.
We like to think we want a republic because the grass is always greener on the other side, but as a nation we are still obsessed with the royals; they sell papers like nothing else, we watch their funerals and weddings in unprecedented numbers and they give us something to moan about when life is too cosy to be content with ourselves.
"the royal family are still there and that's where they'll stay"
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Will: Hey, it's the royal wedding tomorrow, what're you going to do for it?
Harry: Probably head down the pub and spend the day catching some sun in the beer garden.
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(n.) the "royal treatment" describes a sexual encounter in which one man is being fellated by two or more women, esp. if the women are kissing one another while tonguing the member.
Holy shit, those two girls I brought home gave me the royal treatment last night!
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v. Someone who thinks they are smart, but in reality, are very stupid; a very stupid person.
George W. Bush was a royal dumbass for thinking that the War of Terrorism was a good idea.
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When you delete all your social media.
Megan Markle going royal after her became Prince Harris fiancee.
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Licking a womans virgin whilst drinking lemonade through a straw.
I had a good Royal Swallow last night with Cindy and Schweppes.
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