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When your definition is rejected by Urban Dictionary.
You're definition has been reviewed and rejected.
Me: What an Urban Diss!
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The correct name given to people who see fit to put there own name as a definition and comment on how awesome that name is to impress their friends
1. Micheal is so cool, all the guys wanna be him an all the girls wanna be with him
2. Hayley is so hot, every1 is jealous of her coz she's so pretty and sexy but no1 can ever be as hot as her
'those idiots are turning a perfectly good site slowly from urban dictionary to urban douchetionary'
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The cutest, sweetes guy known to man. T-I-M U-R-B-A-N
American Idol Contestant
HIS SMILE MAKES GIRLS FAINT :)
Hair flick ;)
Simon called him pointless but so what?!
Example 1
Tim Urban: *smiles*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint then comes back alive*
Tim Urban: *hair flick*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint*
Example 2
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: =.=
Tim Urban: *smiles*
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When someone says a word should go on urban dictionary jokingly and some asshole steals their idea and puts said word on urban dictionary
Jeff: That's going on urban dictionary haha.
Thief: Haha yeah. (thinks to self) Holy shit he's right! Might have to become an urban thief tonight
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Originally used to find meanings of everything (ex. Advanced, Cliche, Paranormal, Synopsis) but now a place where everybody dump their meanings for words.
Ex: Old UrbanDictionary
Define: Extraordinary
Results:
1.
very unusual or remarkable.
"the extraordinary plumage of the male"
synonyms: remarkable, exceptional, amazing, astonishing, astounding, marvellous, wonderful, sensational, stunning, incredible, unbelievable, miraculous, phenomenal, prodigious, spectacular; More
2.
(of a meeting) specially convened.
"an extraordinary session of the Congress"
Ex: New UrbanDictionary
Define: Extraordinary
Results:
1. Something so awesome it makes you explode
"Man that gold is so extraordinary!"
2. A big fat piece of idiots.
"YOUR SO EXTORDINARY WHY DID I SPELL IT WRONG"
Son: "I will learn the meaning of..... Irrelevant!"
*searches Irrelevant meaning*
Son: Yes, Urban Dictionary!
*Urban Dictionary's top meaning for Irrelevant*
1. Not needed and also a place to die lolololo
"Wait your Irrelevant <3"
*shows a bad pic*
Son: AAARGHHH
Dad: OMG SON YOU'RE GROUNDED
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A person that lives in the city, whether it be big or small, or elsewhere that is not on the open sea, that partakes in the ritual of stealing anything he can get his hands on.
In the plural sense, a band of urban pirates may go and steal things because they are bored, not just because it makes them feel good.
John: I'm bored.
Kyle: Me too.
Sarah: Me too.
John: Let's go steal something!
All: Okay! *Urban pirates get up and leave their dwelling to plunder a street sign, rum, or whatever else may look appealing to them at the time*
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People who spend all their time on Urban Dictionary
Jeff and Rob didnt go to the club last night cuz they're urban dicks.
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