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The plate of bacon you order upon arrival to an all inclusive resort. Just in case the all inclusive resort fucks up the rest of the food for your stay.
“More room bacon to room 702 please! Also swing by the sunglasses guy and see what he’s got!”
An uncircumcised penis with a meaty foreskin that looks like a raw piece of bacon wrapped around the bellend.
I went down on Carl last night for the first time and found he has a bacon tip.
I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.
I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.
an experimental but awesome dish consisting of one of the world's greatest meat dishes with A1, the world's greatest steaksauce
a phrase combining 2 words that each are synonymous with an expression of joy and goodness
what's for dinner?
bacon!
oh my bacon with steaksauce! this is gonna be awesomeness!
bacon with steaksauce? didn't think of that one, let's try it, it's going to be very bacon with steaksauce!
A large lady, who eats nothing but bacon all the time. She is fat and greasy and smells really bad.
My girlfriend turned into a bacon lady" "Sucked in, is her name Madi?
The whole friggin' world can see Karen's panty bacon whenever she sports the spandex.
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An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.
"Hey Little Jhonny, can you go bring me the bacon stretcher?"
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Taking a limp peice of bacon and slapping it across an individuals face.
Also used as a verb pertaining to having intercourse with someone.
Dudeeee! YOU JUST GOT BACON STAMPED!
Id bacon stamp that.
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