bank job

Using any paper currency in the palm of a hand while sexually massaging the male genitalia.

ie. handjob with money

"Bro, I just found a hundred dollar bill, and i'm out of lotion. I'm bout to give myself the illest bank job ever."

"Yo, my girl got paid yesterday and gave me the best bank job. She used a brand new Hamilton."

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wang bank

A list of guys a girl want to bang

Damn that guys is hot, lemme put him in my wang bankspank bank.

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pokemon bank

A software that let's you store up to 3,000 pokemon online and allows you to transfer your mons. It is also Nintendo's lack of common sense to make us wait longer for it.

Nintendo screwed over on Pokemon Bank.

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Spank Bank

A pornography collection.

By gathering a sizable quantity of nudes of ones preferd attraction a person can develop a catalog of material typically used for masturbatory purposes.

In this technologically advanced age this collection can be condensed to a single folder on a smart devise for ease of storage and access.

*sees erotic picture of favorite character* thats going right in the spank bank

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Bank Wank

The reverse of Wank Bank.

It is the action of having a wank once you realise that you're bankrupt.

Guy 1: Shit Lehman, what are you and your brothers doing?
Guy 2: Nothing man. Just had a Bank Wank, we're bankrupt.

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Wank Bank

A section of tha (mainly) male brain that keepz a record of sexually stimulating thoughtz + ideaz that are called upon when masturbating.

Have you seen Steve'z new girl?
I've added her to my wank bank.

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loyd banks

See Lloyd Banks

Also learn to spell :)

Loyd banks is awesome!!

What?

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